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In Sex Education at school
They never mentioned this
To the awkward class of 13-year-olds.
They laughed
(But secretly hoped they'd answer the question
about wanking turning you blind)
And the girls got free sanitary towels
And books about their cycle and them.

In Sex Education
They warned us to expect pain
(somewhat akin to a punch to the gut)
once a month.
They never mentioned the pain
Of tight leather and whalebone or steel
Crushing your ribs
(let alone that you might enjoy it).

In Sex Education
We practised putting condoms on bananas
As they told us that Doing It
Was a mutual act, where both parties
Had to be equal.
They never mentioned how being
Either in charge or powerless is the best part
United and goosebumped in anticipation of
That first delicious thrust.

This is my Sex Education;
How to tie knots; Which wrist action to use;
The right pressure for biting, and growing my nails.
They never mentioned this.
:iconlooktoyourright:
Well, I wanted to write a poem about shagging. And I did, too. I'm a woman of her word. My first few attemtps just came out as rude limericks, but eventually, I wrote this. If it makes you remember sex educaton at school, then my work is done.
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:iconmiyukixjemai:
lolz yeah i remember that day quite clearly... and your right...they never did tell me pain would feel so good...
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:iconmiyukixjemai:
lolz yeah i remember that day quite clearly... and your right...they never did tell me pain would feel so good...
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:iconanime-sunrise:
In the school district they had sex class from the 5th grade to jr high. They taught us bout a lot of stuff even though i already knew it but they never handed out condoms or female products for us, and all of a sudden they canceled sex ed for the whole school district even though it wasnt an actual class don't know why but they did so now kids have to learn from parents and the parents aint teaching their kids nothing. 2nd graders are running around my town talking and dancing like they done had sex already!
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~LORD-AND-MASTER-KIK Apr 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
in my crappy school they showed us that vid thats from the fiftys and told us that "sex is a horrable sinical thing" its not even a christian thing. didnt exsplain puberty didnt exsplain sex condoms all they told us about was thign that kept makeing sex sound like it hurt and youd hate it and that youd get horrbile stds from it and you be pregnant. that day on the bus we were all talking and turns out we knew more from the internet all the guys talked bout porn junk and girls talked bout stuff like aunt flow and shit also one girl actually told us that she had sex already ( shed been held back ) and that its hurts at first but if your smart its awesome in truth kids talking to each other about sex is better isnt it and saying its a sinical thing will just make everyone go "hmmmmm LETS TRY IT "
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:iconauraferret:
Funny, and so true. They never REALLY taught us about sex, just puberty. Lol
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:iconlazychocobo:
I actually envy you. They don't have Sex Ed classes here in Russia, which is sad, because kids don't know that condoms are necessary... D:
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~JackzRagdoll13 Aug 23, 2008  Student General Artist
Ha. In catholic they told us if we had sex before marriage God would be ashamed of us.

I like your version of sex education muuuuuch better. :XD:
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:iconthe-kinkiest-kanky:
...In Sex Education at my school, they told us that we shouldn't do it, handed out condoms, and sent us on our way.
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:iconxxxjesterxxx:
Haha. I love it! My fav by far
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:iconicefyre66:
If they taught that during sex ed at my school, well hell that'd be the best damn class of the day! lol
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